dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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