its not stalking. its research.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
i believe in u and ur pee
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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