Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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