He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I wish i was in the wii world.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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