Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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