are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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