i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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