honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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