Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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