Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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