honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Apparently you make a good broom.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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