And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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