I hate all girls vehemently.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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