Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Who died my cat blue again?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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