big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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