I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
third nipple confirmed
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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