Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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