i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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