i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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