I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Vodka?
Forever.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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