I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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