If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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