Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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