i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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