Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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