VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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