She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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