Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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