I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I will be naked everywhere
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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