Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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