I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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