belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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