I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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