try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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