Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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