I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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