I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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