drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
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