just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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