I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Can you bring me the toilet please
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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