She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
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