hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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