I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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