awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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