somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
