I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I need moral support for this bender
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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