Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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