so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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