and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Randomize
