I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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