she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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