guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
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