I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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