Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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