I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Randomize