I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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