Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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