1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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